You know? Fundamentally I’m actually a pretty healthy guy… I mean for the most part I don’t get sick very often.. It’s usually a major sickness when I do though…
But I got the “you’re always sick” comment. The other day… Sigh… Really? So I started to do the mental calculations of how often I have been sick within the last year and a half.
It’s not that I get sick often it’s actually that when I do it hits so hard and lingers… Like it just will not go away no matter how much over the counter medication and rest I try to throw at it..
Today I woke up.. Just like every day for the past 2 weeks… Unable to breathe through my nose.. I’m mostly fine during work and then at the end of the day at night my nose and sinuses become so inflamed I can feel the walls of my nasal passages stretching and pushing against my skull.
At one point I was wishing my skull would implode..
I’m blaming Purel.. I mean, It’s America and I have to blame someone right? Purel is literally causing people to have “Germ Paranoia” that now makes people so sterile they have no imunity.. Thus the Viri that are making it into the environment are now the super virus.. The Virus that can survive the Purel onslaught has surpassed our natural immunity factor that can combat it in a reasonable manner..
And since I’m the one person in the facility that I work at that refuses to use it because it that makes your work place absolutely disgusting… Don’t believe me? Go to a Purel user’s cubicle or computer… Look at their keyboard and mouse… OMG what the hell is that crap? It’s dried congealed Purel holding Virus in stasis and the few that survives that are now stronger and more “virulent” then ever..
I honestly believe there is also a mild sedative in Purel that makes the user believe that this caked up crap on their machine is “normal.” I mean…. Eeewwwww……
Watch a Purel user sometime… It’s really creepy actually… They get this look of absolute euphoria.. after they rub their hands in it they immediately put their fingers up to their nose and inhale the scent like coke addict inhaling the last bit of his fix..
But I really just wish this cold would leave for good….. Seriously this sucks!