I remember the day vividly. The day our company decided to upgrade our phone system to incorporate a “page” feature. What at first was a novel convenience for our “Donut Guy” to serenade us with a poem about donuts on Friday when he brought them in for all of us, has become a annoying curse that has blighted my ears far too often.. (more…)
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You know? Fundamentally I’m actually a pretty healthy guy… I mean for the most part I don’t get sick very often.. It’s usually a major sickness when I do though…
But I got the “you’re always sick” comment. The other day… Sigh… Really? So I started to do the mental calculations of how often I have been sick within the last year and a half.
It’s not that I get sick often it’s actually that when I do it hits so hard and lingers… Like it just will not go away no matter how much over the counter medication and rest I try to throw at it.. (more…)
This is an open letter to my fellow coworkers. Some of you may not like what I am about to say and if I offend any of my coworkers…. Tough Shit! Get over it! Or more to the point, Grow the fuck up!
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But I can catch Metal! F@%&!!!!!!!!! Ok so Today after getting up and
looking outside and realizing it’s wet outside and not what the forecast
was the day before (partly sunny).. I decided to hop in the truck and
head to a motorcycle superstore. (more…)
My Dad read my entire blog and I guess has decided he likes to at least see what my warped mind makes of things… So he sent me the following e-mail:
Subject: FW: Obama’s books, his own words:
So. Sometime in September I was on my way in to work and got cut of by some bimbo in a big SUV as she was pulling into Wal-Mart. I started thinking about all the times I had been cut-off and since I had just finished reading a round of “Best of Craigslist” I thought I should write a Craigslist rant.
I had started this rant totally embelishing the crap out of it to try and make it a “Best of Craiglist” worthy peice of matarial. The cars and them cutting me off is absolutly true… Anything else is probably not. I was going for a funny vent:
SO My Dad sent me this email with the subject titled “Well Said.”Essentially it goes on about how hard it is to be a Christian in today’s “Politically Correct society.” I don’t know how, but I got onto a tangent about how good it is that we do not take the Old Testament as literally as the Taliban takes the Koran. I Invite you to read the e-mail and thus read my rant that follows that I felt inspired to write.
E-mail can sometime spurn me into a debate. I got an e-mail today with one of those pictures of some guys sign. It read:
“One Nation Under God
That’s the way it is
& That’s the way it should be
If you don’t like it
Tough Shit”
It of course got me thinking. Every time I get into this argument I have to ask:
Which god?
Greetings,
I would like to address this BLOG entry to Diane Sawyer, Charlie Gibson and the rest of ABC news. It is my hope that somebody will listen to reason.
St. Patrick’s day for my friends is a very big deal. The beer flows, the green clothes come out, and general merriment ensues. Personally, I’ve never really looked upon St Patty’s day as anything other than an excuse to drink large amounts of beer…. Hence, I usually have good time but this last St. Patty’s day however, turned into a rather unpleasant experience for me.